Corinary Delight

WTF?!?

You Should Be Dancing...

He likes the nightlife, he likes to boogy.

This Really Is The Way Things Work...

...in Fantasy Land.

The Easter Bunny STILL Hates YOU!

And Geeks Everywhere Rejoiced

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Your WTF Moment for Today

Via Theo Spark





OOOOOKAAAAY.

How The Goverment Decides What To Do

If you ever wondered how they decided who to bail out and who they let go bankrupt, Southpark revealed all last night.




One of the best episodes ever!

This Is For My Next Door Neighbor

...I'm the bear.

Name The One Thing Men Want To See...

I don't care what you say...that is funny.

Hot Laps?

As many of you know, I have written many times about my appreciation of the charms of one Pilar Lastra, Playboy Magazine's Miss August 2004. She also has a continuing series on Playboy.com called "Hot Laps" where she lets us in on current automotive happenings.



As you may also be aware of, I am a Ford aficionado, I own Fords and have owned Fords my entire driving life with the exclusion of a short stay in Korea where I was forced to drive a Diawoo or some sort of locally made auto. I currently own an '03 SVT Mustang (see below) and an '09 Escape.

Why mention all of this, that you may or may not find the least bit interesting?

In the latest edition of Hot Laps, Pilar takes us to the Chicago Auto Show and in the entire 6 minute 56 second presentation fails to mention a Ford vehicle or take her clothes off. WTF?!?

Honestly I didn't expect or demand that she take her clothes off. But if you are at an Auto Show and producing a show about the auto show isn't there at least some responsibility to show at least one product from all the major participants? Was Ford not present? Does Playboy have something against Ford? At least Ford should be given props for not taking any bailout money. If I wasn't already a Ford man that alone would push me in the direction of buying a car from the blue oval. Her taking her clothes off may have made up for that oversight with me...not sure though.

Why would I choose to even notice or comment on this? Hell, I don't know but I did notice and while it isn't the end of the world...things like this usually have a reason, and I wonder what it might be. Curious.

A Japanese Office

Survivor Woman

PAB is a straight up sexy MF, Yo!

Meet my future ex-wife. I just decided this while watching the compilation of her intros from the Fox show "Red Eye".

Pretty damn funny I say.



Shamelessly stolen from Jimbo @ BlackFive...like they need the traffic anyway.

First the Shocker now the Donkey Punch

The WHAT?!?

Yeah, you heard me there's a movie called DONKEY PUNCH.

As if Navy pilots calling their jet THE SHOCKER, wasn't bad enough now we have some Brits who make a film entitled DONKEY PUNCH...and it's not p0rn. Or at least that's the story they are using right now.

"This party is going overboard" I'll say... like a blow to the back of the head it is.

For those not clued in to what the donkey punch might be...it is described in detail at the ever helpful Wikipedia.

Hanging around with soldiers all day I already knew what it meant. But I did learn that those tools at Enron used that term to describe some of the deals they made...so it wasn't a wasted trip.

Funny, Yet Sad

I have mentioned in this space before being entertained AND amused by the G4 network show "Attack of the Show" which features the attractive, charming and funny Olivia Munn (pictured above). Turns out she has her own blog ( http://www.heyolivia.com/ )where she writes some amusing stuff (that is unless she has a gang of monkeys banging on typewriters churning out volumes of work in order to make it appear that she's funny and interesting).

The sad part, if you do go over there is the comments section. It is what you might imagine it to be. Which if I were a lady in my 20's would be quite ego boosting, but I'm not, so it sorta comes off as desperate and weird sometimes...but hey that's how guys are, right ladies?

Anyway she's pretty and funny so give her site a look and you couldn't be any worse than some of the goons there already.

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica

Just about the best show on TV right now...The Office.



H/T Skye

Let's Just Get This Out of the Way Now

Beef Jerky time!

Mess With The Bull...

...yeah you know the rest.

What A Feeling!

I hope Santa was good to everyone this year, except those guys who shot at me over Sadr City in '04 and '07 they can go to hell...if they aren't there already. But everyone else I hope you got what you wanted.

H/T Ace of Spades HQ

I Want MY TWO DOLLARS!

Now this is the kind of stick-to-it-iveness that made America great.