Thursday, January 11, 2007

And the Problem Is?


This from the NY Post

January 9, 2007 -- MISS USA Tara Conner's hormones seemed to have been on permanent overdrive since she won the coveted crown last year. Before Conner went into rehab for drugs and alcohol last month, rumors of her dalliances with Stereo owner Mike Satsky, Travis Barker and others hit the papers - and now come tales from the set of a New York Dog magazine shoot of her horny ways. Conner was supposed to grace the February cover and did a photo shoot. A spy said, "Tara seemed to be suffering from severe attention-deficit disorder and was ridiculously flirtatious with the [male] photo assistants."


I have a solution for ALL her problems.

Bring her HERE!

Yeah, that's right Iraq. Why on the FOB she can dry out (there are after all no drugs or booze here...at least legally) and believe me after a few weeks that horniness will get worked right out of her...just trying to be helpful.

Stop looking at me like that...

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