Police Reunion?

Rumors are swirling around about the Police reuniting to perform again.

For those who don't know "The Police" was the band that Sting wrecked when he decided to get all self important and tell us all how he hoped the "Russians loved their children too."

If they do get back together, I am afraid that it will be much like when "Star Wars Episode 1" came out...no matter what is presented, no matter how good it might be (don't get me wrong Jar Jar sucked ass), it will never meet the fans expectations. SO it's probably best if they just leave us with our memories of Synchronicity and shuffle off to the rock-star retirement home...or wherever it is that people who actually know how to play music have gone lately.

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