You Know You're In Alabama...
When you are listening to the local classic rock radio station and you can't go for 1 hour without hearing one of the following groups; Molly Hatchet, .38 Special or of course Skynnard.
Additionally it's a dead giveaway when you hear between the ads for McDonald's $1.00 "Sweet Tea" and "Strips" Gentleman's Club and Package Store (where entertainers are always welcome and service-members with valid ID get in for free) a trivia question which garner the following responses:
3. Pick their nose
4. Chew Tobacco
5. Suffer from prostrate(sic) cancer
By the way the question was: 7 out of 10 men do this, ________
The correct answer according to the radio station was: Sleep on the side of the bed closest to the door.
Surprising, I never heard NASCAR mentioned.
As funny as all of this is, the vast majority of these people are fine folks who you'd be proud to share a dinner table with...which is a lot more than I can say for the inhabitants of climes further north, say along the Potomac River, who "work" in a big white building with a dome on it.