How To Buy More F-22s

Maybe the USAF should take a page out of the RAFs book and start fundraising. To pay for one more F-22 they'd only have to sell maybe 900,000,000 of these suits...yeah, that's do-able.

RAF bikini ready for take-off
Last Updated: 2:53am GMT 27/03/2008

The Royal Air Force is celebrating its 90th anniversary with the launch of a "show-stopping" diamante-encrusted bikini.

The swimwear, which leaves little room for hanging medals, is part of the RAF Collection's Spring range.

The new range coincides with the RAF's 90th anniversary on April 1. The RAF hopes sales of the bikini, which features diamante roundels, will soar.

Some of the money raised by the licensing of the collection will support the RAF free museums, helping to preserve the history of the RAF.

A spokeswoman for the RAF Collection said: "The collection will enable the next generation to own a piece of one of the United Kingdom's most prestigious brands."

In RAF colours, the bikini top retails at £20, while the bottoms are £15. Sizes are available in 8 to 18.

The RAF Collection website, which sells the bikini online, describes it as a "show-stopping bikini (which) will make anyone's head turn, yet which is distinctly tasteful and flattering to the figure". The garment is also available through mail order.

The RAF advanced into new territory with the launch of a new leisurewear fashion range a year ago, when another bikini, decorated with a pink and blue version of the RAF roundel, was launched.

You know they'd get more profit per square inch of material if they sold swimsuits like this



H/T Last of the Few