Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll Are the Key To Defeating the Socialist Hegemony

From an article posted at The International Herald Tribune website comes this shocking news:

North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has ordered soldiers to stay away from drinking, sex and money, calling them "poison" that spoils socialist faith, a South Korea-based group of defectors from North Korea claimed Thursday.

Kim issued the order in March, saying alcohol, sex and money would make soldiers more vulnerable to the "psychological warfare of enemies," according to the Committee for Democratization of North Korea.

The committee, which consists of North Koreans who defected to South Korea, cited an 18-page North Korean internal military document prepared for rank-and-file troops and noncommissioned officers.

On its Web site, the group said it obtained the paper from a source, which it did not identify, in the region along the North Korea-China border.

"Drinking, sex and money are like a poison that harms ideology and conviction," it said

So there you have it...import whiskey, hookers and blow to North Korea and we'll have the run of the place in no time. Not that anyone except Koreans would really want to have control of North Korea.

So memo to Seoul, if it's re-unification you desire, then start rounding up troops from those special hotels you guys have over there. Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about either.

H/T Danger Room

So I guess our little friend pictured below is out of the question in the RNK?