Monday, July 16, 2007

Animal Planet

ANIMALS UNITED AGAINST JIHADISTS!

First we have this story from Basra, Iraq where a British military spokesman says...




"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."


Followed by this story.


The rodents were found near the Iranian border allegedly equipped with eavesdropping devices, according to Sky News.

The reports have come from the official Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA).

When asked to confirm the story, the national police chief said: "I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information."

The IRNA said that the squirrels were kitted out by foreign intelligence services - but were captured two weeks ago by police officers.


Squirrels...SECRET, FRAKING, SQUIRRELS!


When the animal kingdom is aligned against you...how "just" can your cause really be? Now what we really need are sharks...sharks with freaking laser beams.

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