Tuesday, September 30, 2008

An Open Letter to Playboy...


By Jason over at Sith by Sithwest


Dear Playboy

Dear Playboy,

Please stop sending me last chance offers to resubscribe. We had a good 10 year run together but quite frankly you jumped the shark some time ago. I just cannot stomach any more interviews with liberal ass-clowns or even more pics of Pamela Anderson. I can't imagine by now there being any square inch of skanky body that I have not seen. I realize that from your perspective if the Religious Right took over they would seek to ban Playboy outright as an American Taliban outfit. Not all those that voted for Bush (twice) are card carrying members of the 700 Club. Maybe you don't think fighting back in Afghanistan or starting a proxy war with Iran in Iraq will solve our terrorist problem. If you have not noticed no one on the left has any better ideas.

Mean while I am going to subscribe to Maxim. The women have more clothes but they are just as funny to read and I don't have to look at the liberal douche of the month.



You tell em brother, I had been a subscriber as well. I stopped reading the magazine when I noticed they thought that I was a Nazi. It's one of the few standards I have, don't give money to people who hate me. I know they might find it hard to believe but people other than leftists enjoy the sight of a beautiful woman and sex (How do you think there are so many Republicans? I guess they perfected asexual reproduction or something.).


While I still use images of their models for "Girl Friday" and post about the virtues of one of their Playmates (Pilar Lastra), they left the reservation long ago as far as their editorial department is concerned. Yeah, I guess that makes me a hypocrite in the eyes of some...still using their product and giving them free advertising while not agreeing with a thing that they write, but I guess that's just how I roll.

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