The Flava Of Tequila

MEH...the only tequila I'm interested in comes in a kamikaze. What's with all the tats?

...And I thought we couldn't get any lower than "reality shows" with that guy from Poison or Flava Flave looking for love in all the wrong places, I am pointed in the direction of this train wreck called, "A Shot At Love...With Tila Tequila"

From the show's MTV Website

Are you ready for the ultimate battle of the sexes? Well, you better be 'cause there's about to be an all-out war over cyber hottie Tila Tequila!
Although Tila has racked up more than 2 million MySpace friends, she still hasn't found "the one," and she's ready to do anything to find him -- or her! This self-proclaimed "bisexual freak" has had her heart broken by men and women, and she's tired of being alone. With our help, she's inviting 16 luscious lesbians and 16 sexy straight guys over to her place for A Shot of Love With Tila Tequila. Yes, it's time for Tila to unfurl her freak flag and find true love.

Oh boy, I think I'll take a pass on this one...even if I could see it...which I can't. Is this the same network that I once watched Duran Duran and a Flock of Seagulls on?

Do they even play music videos anymore?

THE END IS NEAR!

H/T Reader and frequent commenter, Peggy