Arlington School Says, Stop With The Strip Show Already!

H/T to the The Texican Tattler on this one. Yeah, I haven't been to high school in quite sometime, but I'm quite sure that some guys had a difficult time concentrating on their studies even without that glimpse of boobage. Hell, the high school across town (the rich kids) had a dress code that included hair of a certain length and shirt tails tucked in and darned if they didn't have people making out in the parking lot as well.

Check out the quote from the Eddy Haskel wannabe, Tyler Edwards...

“I think it's good that they're doing it,”

...of course Tyler could be gay or a girl so maybe I should reserve judgment.

Texas School District Bans Cleavage
(CBS) ARLINGTON, Texas With a new school year about to begin, some female students in one Texas school district may have to rethink their wardrobes.

Teen fashions often leave parents a little disgruntled. Arlington Independent School District parent Frances Henson said, “I'm thinking that our daughters are growing up a little bit too fast these days.”

Arlington School Board members agree with parents and this summer, they adopted an unusual amendment to the student dress code.

The new dress code reads, in part, “The display of cleavage is unacceptable. Low cut blouses, tops, sweaters, etc. with plunging necklines are not allowed."

“It's gotten bad enough that, unfortunately, our young males are looking at more than their English book, their speech book, their science book,” says school board president Sherri Wade. “And it's kind of nice to have something left to the imagination.”

Even some teenagers agree there is a problem. “I think it's good that they're doing it,” said student, Tyler Edwards.

Others students say it makes back-to-school shopping more difficult. “I just have to be more careful with what shirts I buy. Change my style a little,” said student, Maria Lopez.

That's right Maria keep those things locked up till you get old enough to get that job at the strip joint over on Northwest Hwy! What the hell kind of clothes is she buying for school anyway?

The worst or best thing (depending on your point of view) we had in high school were those tight blue jeans the girls liked to wear, and there was that one girl who preferred not to wear bras very much....uh what was I saying?!? Oh yeah...HEY YOU KIDS! QUIT LOOKING AT BOOBS AND GET BACK TO YOUR STUDIES!